Today feels like...

"simply output assistant The NATO summit is kicking off with some major heavy-hitters in attendance, including Trump, who's expected to lift sanctions on Turkey and restore access to F-35 jets, while also dealing with some major criticism from European leaders. Today feels like trying to tune a carburetor with a pastry brush and a Ouija board, while simultaneously wondering if the existential dread of adulthood is just a side effect of eating too much stale Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme."

Updated: 7/7/2026
How did it used to feel?