"The Trump administration is pushing forward with unpopular policies, including a new rule that would require green card seekers to leave the US to apply, and at least 90 people were killed in a Chinese coal mine explosion. Today feels like trying to tune a carburetor with a pastry brush and a Ouija board. The world is dealing with a growing Ebola outbreak, with suspected cases tripling in a week, and the US has imposed a travel ban on affected countries, while high fuel prices are expected to impact Memorial Day travel. Today feels like getting a root canal from a dentist who learned from YouTube videos. The US is bracing for record-setting travel over Memorial Day weekend despite high gas prices, and the economy is feeling the pinch of inflation, while China is shopping for Western consumer brands. Today feels like navigating a IKEA with a map drawn by a kindergartener. Tulsi Gabbard has resigned as Director of National Intelligence, and the Pentagon has released UFO videos and testimony, while a Staten Island shipyard explosion left one dead and over 30 hurt. Today feels like trying to assemble IKEA furniture with instructions written by a mischievous genie. The global economy is experiencing a widening real-estate woes, with a leading China"