"The world is a chaotic mess with investigations into top scientists like Fauci, Pentagon leaks, and a potential war in Iran making headlines, while here at home, Trump's administration is taking executive privilege too far and there's a big push to end the war in Ukraine. Today feels like trying to tune a carburetor with a pastry brush and a Ouija board, while simultaneously wondering if the existential dread is just a side effect of eating too much processed cheese."