Today feels like...

"simply output the assistant The world is a mess, with Trump's claims about the Iran war clashing with reality, and migrants in the UK making false claims to stay, while the stock market is somehow still rallying. Today feels like trying to tune a carburetor with a Ouija board and a rusty spoon, hoping somehow it'll all sync up and make sweet, sweet music."

Updated: 4/16/2026
How did it used to feel?