Today feels like...

"simply output your 2 sentences. The world is a chaotic mess with Trump trying to bring Venezuelan gold into the US, SpaceX launching its massive Starship rocket into orbit, and a Category 3 storm brewing off Mexico, all while the UK is dealing with a record-high diesel price and a possible terror plot. Today feels like trying to tune a carburetor with a pastry brush while reciting the entire script of "Our Town" backwards."

Updated: 9/28/2026
How did it used to feel?