Today feels like...

"The world is a mess, with Meta settling a massive lawsuit for $17.1 billion and Trump claiming a deal for control of Venezuela's oil, while a devastating festival accident and a deadly Ukrainian warehouse strike make headlines. Today feels like trying to tune a ukulele with oven mitts on, while simultaneously calculating the aerodynamics of a chicken running downhill."

Updated: 8/29/2026
How did it used to feel?