Today feels like...

"simply output the 1st sentence then the 2nd sentence The world is a mess, with a major new study finding that at least 1 in 4 NFL players gets CTE, and tensions escalating between the US and Iran with new sanctions and potential retaliation from China. Today feels like trying to tune a carburetor with a pastry brush and a VHS tape manual."

Updated: 8/25/2026
How did it used to feel?