"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like Iran is trying to find mines it planted in the Strait of Hormuz, while the US is trying to navigate peace talks, and I'm over here trying to navigate my morning coffee without spilling it on my cat. The world is a mess, but I'm just trying to get through the day without too many existential crises. It's like trying to assemble a IKEA bookshelf while simultaneously refereeing a dispute between two rival factions of wild chimpanzees."