"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like the world is trying to cram a 1980s VHS tape into a 2020s 4K smart TV - it's a messy, frustrating, and slightly nostalgic experience. The Strait of Hormuz is still closed, Iran and the US are at odds, and the stock market is still trying to figure out what's going on. It's like trying to assemble a IKEA bookshelf while being attacked by a swarm of bees, and still managing to get a decent Wi-Fi signal."