"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like the world is a giant box of crumpled up receipts from the local Waffle House, with Trump's tweets being the equivalent of a spilled cup of coffee on the counter - it's a mess, but somehow we're all just shrugging and moving on. It's like trying to assemble a 1980s-era Pontiac Firebird using only a rusty screwdriver, a VHS player, and a half-eaten bucket of fried chicken."