Today feels like...

"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like Trump's Iran ultimatum is trying to hijack the Strait of Hormuz, while the world is stuck in a perpetual loop of " Artemis II, Artemis II, Artemis II" - a lunar flyby that's more of a slow-motion car crash. It's like trying to assemble a 1980s-era VHS player using only a rusty screwdriver and a half-remembered instruction manual from a high school electronics class."

Updated: 4/6/2026
How did it used to feel?