"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like a bunch of rusty old Craftsman tools getting tossed around in a Tilt-A-Whirl at the Iowa State Fair - a bit chaotic, a bit disorganized, and a whole lot of uncertainty. The world is in a bit of a pickle, with the Iran war dragging on, a missing airman, and a bunch of other crises vying for attention. And honestly, it's like trying to assemble a 1987 Pontiac Firebird with a manual written in Sanskrit while eating a bucket of Extra Crispy chicken from KFC - it's a hot mess, but somehow, we're managing to keep it together."