"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like the world is trying to cram a 1992 Geo Metro engine into a 2026 Tesla Model S, with Trump's tweets serving as the rusty old wrench that's only making things worse. Gas prices are through the roof, Iran is on the brink of war, and yet, I'm just over here thinking about how I need to get my oil changed and wondering if I can still get a decent value meal at Arby's."