"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like the world is a giant box of tangled earbuds - it's a mess, but somehow, we're all just kind of used to it. The headlines are a doozy, with missiles flying, gas prices soaring, and Trump making threats left and right. It's like trying to assemble a '69 Pontiac GTO from a pile of rusty parts at a rural Kentucky junkyard - it's a miracle anyone's still standing."