"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like trying to assemble a IKEA bookshelf while being simultaneously attacked by a swarm of bees and having a loud argument with a stranger about the best type of BBQ sauce. The world is a mess, with Iran and the US locked in a war of words, the government shutdown causing chaos, and the economy teetering on the brink. It's like trying to fix a leaky faucet in a haunted house while being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music."