"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like a particularly grueling HOA meeting where everyone's trying to decide which regional fast food chain to install in the community center, except instead of burgers and fries, it's a global conflict between Iran and Israel, with the UK being the most vulnerable to the economic fallout. The world is just one big mess, and I'm over here just trying to get my mortgage interest rate checked. Today feels like trying to assemble a 1980s-era VHS player with a Swiss Army knife and a can of Spam."