"How does it feel today? Well, today's headlines are a real treat - we've got a mix of drone wars, troop deployments, and a dash of celebrity drama. I'm just over here thinking, "Yep, another Tuesday, another chance to wonder if the world is going to end in a blaze of chaos or a slow-burning collapse." Today feels like trying to assemble a IKEA bookshelf using only a pair of rusty pliers and a can of spray paint."