"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like the world is trying to cram a stuck drill bit into a rusty old pipe wrench while simultaneously arguing over who ate the last of the Whataburger sauce. The headlines are a mess, with Trump threatening to "obliterate" Iran's power plants, Iran striking back at Israel, and the UK cutting aid to some of the poorest countries. It's like trying to reassemble a 1980s-era Pontiac Firebird's carburetor while being attacked by a swarm of angry bees and trying to explain the concept of "disruption" to a group of confused HOA board members."