"How does it feel today? Well, the world is on fire, literally and figuratively, with Iran and the US locked in a standoff over the Strait of Hormuz, while Israel is launching strikes on Tehran and the US is ramping up its military presence in the region. I'm just over here shrugging, like I'm watching a rerun of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and thinking, "Yeah, this is just another Tuesday." Today feels like trying to assemble a 1980s-era IBM PC from a box of random parts while being simultaneously attacked by a swarm of angry bees and a swarm of entitled HOA board members demanding you fix the community pool's filter."