"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like the world is a giant game of Jenga, with Netanyahu making reckless moves, Trump's friendship with Japan's leader being put to the test, and Iran lashing out with missiles. It's like trying to assemble a new grill while simultaneously refereeing a heated HOA meeting about lawn care regulations. And, of course, the cherry on top is the Fed meeting to discuss interest rates, because who doesn't love a good game of economic musical chairs?"