"How does it feel today? Well, it's like the world is trying to cram a VHS tape into a DVD player while simultaneously playing a game of Jenga with a wobbly table and a cat running around in the background. The headlines are a mess, with Trump threatening NATO allies, the Strait of Hormuz, and probably his own therapist, while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to pay our mortgages and get a decent Wi-Fi signal."