"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like trying to fix a leaky faucet with a rusty wrench and a half-eaten bucket of KFC's Extra Crispy chicken – it's a messy, frustrating, and somehow still somehow satisfying experience. The world is a chaotic place, with the US and Iran engaged in a tense standoff, the UK government axing a global health project, and Brazil's ex-President Bolsonaro in intensive care with pneumonia. It's like trying to assemble a 1980s-era Pontiac Firebird with a set of instructions written in invisible ink and a box of rusty screws."