"How does it feel today? Well, today feels like a particularly messy garage sale where the owner forgot to price the items and the neighbors are having a heated debate about who gets to take the broken lawnmower. The news is a jumbled mix of Iran's Strait of Hormuz shenanigans, Trump's sanctions, and some guy named Hegseth boasting about "maximum" engagement, all while the world's economy is trying to figure out how to get its bearings. It's like trying to assemble a '92 Pontiac Sunfire with a box of mismatched screws and a can of spray paint."