"How does it feel today? Well, it feels like oil prices are through the roof, Trump is trying to calm the markets but still talking tough on Iran, and France is sending a naval force to the Middle East. Meanwhile, I'm just over here thinking, "Okay, so the world is on the brink of chaos, and I'm still gotta pay my student loans on time." Today feels like trying to reassemble a 1980s-era DeLorean with a set of rusty pliers and a can of Spam."